She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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