i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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