Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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