Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
