The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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