I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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