Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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