i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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