suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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