Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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