How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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