Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
