My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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