they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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