I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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