I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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