hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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