dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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