it was like his penis was on wheels.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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