I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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