I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
And then he peed in my hair
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