Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
