I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
