party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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