Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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