So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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