physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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