Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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