he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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