You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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