Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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