Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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