You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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