yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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