This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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