my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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