She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We left the knife in your bed.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
