Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I am one with the molecules
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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