so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
dude. I can hear the air.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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