He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
