Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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