chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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