Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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