Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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