dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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