i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you didnt know i had herpes?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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