She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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