She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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