So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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