Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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